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Locate a Mediocrity dealer in your area by entering your ZIP code here. Or, better yet, if you’re ever in the area, we hope you’ll just stop by the dealership for some fresh, homemade milk and softly toasted white bread with hazelnut spread, or even just to say “good afternoon.” Unless, of course, it’s before twelve o’clock noon, in which case we hope that you will stop by to say “good morning.” *Homemade milk and softly toasted white bread with hazelnut spread served Mon-Sat between the hours of 1PM-5PM (PST).

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